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Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away (theonion.com)
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[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Starlink or any orbital solution doesn't have that kind of bandwidth nor latency.

Actually maybe yes on latency. Idk