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[–] olof@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Tyre go poof.

Machine pumps air into tyre.

All air goes out through the gaping hole.

Tyre does not get inflated.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

The tires are ripped, which means that they are incapable of holding air pressure. As any air pumped in will just blow out through the rips.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

Trucker: "Boss, I need a tow. Tire blew out."

Boss: "Have you tried pumping up the tire?"

Trucker: "It's a huge fucking hole. Pump isn't going to do shit."

Boss: "I'm not calling for a tow unless you try pumping it first."

Trucker: "Fine. Here's proof that I tried pumping it first."