blimthepixie

They'll have to shell out for a new car now

It's probably going mental because it can't go out and relentlessly murder things?

I've had cats all my life, I live in a capital city now so don't really want to get a cat that can get stolen or ran over or mauled by some dickhead's weapon dog.

The solution I discovered?

Get a rabbit. I'm being serious.

They're remarkably similar to cats in a strange way - affectionate, clean, can be toilet trained - plus their shits don't stink!

Only downside is that if you do get a rabbit it will probably try and eat everything you own.

It's ironic how you're complaining about people having cats, not liking them and then "passing the problem onto someone else" when you've done exactly that.

Twice.

Is that Museo del Ferrocarril de Madrid??

Also:

It got taken down from the cats sub for some reason. I'm sorta WOOFFing at a farm and they have 21 cats. Yes, I know there's only 14 in the pic.

I thought you had a stack of those blue plastic crates mushrooms get delivered to kitchens in.

Nope. It's a calender

Vegans never mention pleasuring animals, only harming them

WhatchUSlang - Game #32

I guessed “Gutted” in 1 try on #WhatchUSlang and my streak is 1! Think you can beat me? 🤔🎉

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What does that sign say?

Under the new measures, private motorists in Slovenia will be restricted to a maximum purchase of 50 litres of fuel per day. Businesses and farmers have a more generous allowance of 200 litres.

I'd struggle to get through 50 liters of diesel in a day

Harder to blow smoke rings

At least they had a sense of humour, and used that pun in their statement

"We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat," a spokesperson for the brand said, referring to its catchphrase. "But it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tonnes of our chocolate."