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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Listen, some day I will need to hook up a dot matrix printer.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

To print data off my Zip drive.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

If it's a differential SCSI printer that only works under OS/2, I think have that somewhere...

[–] oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

When the apocalypse comes I will of course let people use my stores of micro USB and VGA cables, but I'm gonna be real smug about it.