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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 4 months ago

Grandpa's version of Pokémon cards.