cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9525207
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2026
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Without glasses, I thought that said "illegal crab company" and I was all in.
I feel like this is something I'd hear discussed on the Park After Dark podcast (Trailer Park Boys thing, now with 100% less Bubbles for obvious reasons)
No law can stop carcinization.
(V) OwO (V) What's this? snip snip
Citizen Sniiiiiiiiiiiips!
Before I go all in with you, I have to know- is this an illegal company where crabs are the product or where crabs are running things?
It can be whatever you want it to be, baby.
Wait... You're a baby crab, right?
Yes
that's what I read with glasses, and I thought it was about garage crab farming
Again, I'm all in.
I prefer ethically sourced crab, tbh. I actually like the vat grown seafood because it is better for the environment and fresher inland.