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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I always stay through the credits of every movie I see theatrically, it's something my dad raised me to do... Out of respect for the people who made the movie he said.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

I like to read the names aloud with friends and talk about the made up things they did. Bob Smith? Best Boy? Yeah he is. Helped me move last weekend. Jane Johnson? Second unit director? First in my heart, the one that got away. Etc.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your dad probably just woke up when the lights came up and is trying to get back in the game.

My dad's not a boomer. In fact he is a big cinema guy

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

LoTR Extended Editions are something like 40 minutes of credits after a 2.5 hour movie. I don’t think I could.

[–] ButtDrugs@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bro the extended movies are way longer than 2.5 hrs. The theatrical cuts are longer than that.

[–] coolie4@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Yep, same here, unless of course the bladder betrays me...