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[–] CallMeAl@piefed.world 67 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yeah and why doesn't anyone worry about quicksand anymore?!

[–] Klear@piefed.world 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lava is a rare counterexample. It's way more dangerous than we thought as kids.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Kid, excitedly jumping around the room: "The floor is lava!"

Parent: "You know, Billy, if the floor were really made of lava, jumping from furniture to furniture wouldn't really help you. The volcanic gases alone would be enough to suffocate you. The heat would be no picnic either. You'd be suffering in agony until your final, searing breath."

Kid stops jumping and stares emptily off into the distance: "I ... I think I'm gonna go play alone in my room now."

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

[door shuts]

Continues: "Heh, imagine that, Billy. Just, bursting into flames because the stuff got within mere feet of you. Wow. What a way to go..."

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 17 points 6 days ago

I'm not sure it counts since all of Australia is trying to kill you anyway, but there it is, quicksand still a hazard.