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My bad for having a salary
This is just your self-hatred turned outwards. I forgive you.
I'm very confused haha. didn't you say this code was just personal code? or that it was just for yourself? If you're at a job why are you committing like this?
in any case, I'm sorry for the absolute crazy amounts of hate you're getting for using windows. I do highly recommend trying out linux though. unless you're doing cad or 3d modeling, you will likely have zero issue using it.
I'm the only programmer at the company. It's a closed source solution for very specific needs. So I only answer to myself and I don't have a need to explain (to myself) what I did in a particular commit and if I ever need to check the commit history I can just check a particular files history, not going commit by commit. I never said it was personal code. I said "don't code alone". I use linux at home, the server hosting the code commits is linux, the scripts listening to new commits are in bash.
With my salary, I am boss of my OS. I tell my boss, “you really want me working on that pile of shit? Okay, it’s your time.”
I didn't make this post to defend someone elses decision and all this thread is doing is assume shit because I got to use windows. Yes, composer takes ages to optimize the autoloads on windows. I know.
You're all just being insufferable to someone forced to use it.
I mean if you're taking it this seriously, it was probably way more on the nose than I realized when I just intended it to be silly.