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[–] jtrek@startrek.website 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Leadership are mostly idiots. They don't know how work gets done. They think like "wow it produced so many lines of code!" and don't know that's not a useful metric.

My job had Microsoft do a four hour copilot demo for the entire team last week. (Surely an immense expense. They won't pay for most people to be full time with benefits). The guy used copilot to make a regex to parse html. A little surprised zalgo didn't show up.

[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'll one up you.

Google's "principal evangelist" for Gemini did a 2hr presentation for almost 1,000 people at my company on Google Meet a few weeks ago.

40 mins late due to nobody knowing how to get more than 500 people in a meet.

He then spent 90 minutes showing everyone how to do shit that literally everyone knows how to do with AI nowadays; touch up old photos of your grandparents, make shitty marketing mascots and logos, etc...

Here's an image I took during the presentation. For a laugh, look at the background text:

A C-Suite exec got impatient and asked when we were going to cover how to use agentic tools and he said "oh I've got a little section at the end for that." Ffs

Literally nothing useful happened during this meeting and nearly 1,000 employees were idle for no reason. A complete and utter waste of fucking time. Gemini dude didn't even bother to consider what use cases we might be looking into, he just did a boilerplate ELI5 of AI that would have been outdated in like 2022.

Absolutely insane.

[–] bold_atlas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

lol why is "animals" in quotes?

[–] thal3s@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Never work with children or animals (or do a live demo)

ROFL. Thanks for the screencap, that’s priceless.

Lastly, poor Buc-ee the beaver deserves better.

[–] Feyd@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago

CEOs them to make power points using the already pre built company presentation template then talk about how they couldn't have made it without AI like that's supposed to show how useful AI is and not how incompetent they are

[–] Cherry@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

Yeh but the people trained ‘number’ widget went up on their numbers dashboard. Good reason for another self awarded bonus!