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Horror story (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 days ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/science_memes/p/823862/horror-story

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Need satellites around each planet and around the sun for when earth and mars are on opposite sides of the sun and both people are on the night side

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

A solar conjunction of mars happens every 26 month and takes about two weeks. That's the perfect time to install Windows updates and reboot the system. At least that feels as if it also takes two weeks.