So does everyone, thanks Equifax

That’s why you shower in the morning so you don’t have to wash your sheets

Is there an official lemmy app or did you rename it

Jesus didn’t need to lock his credit with a smartphone after multiple data breaches

If you can’t be trusted with a gun you shouldn’t be in the military. No more of this “you’re an adult only when it’s convenient for us” crap.

The board game?

I declare bankruptcy

Call them what they are: chicken nuggets

The San-Ti were more honest about it.

I described an NFL game without the express written consent of NFL productions

Existential dread

There are too many people for us all to hunt our own meat, and the same amount of farmland that can feed x amount of livestock can feed significantly more people than the livestock would.