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Anon tries to lose weight (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My dad tried frying frozen peas once. Turned the kitchen into Viet goddamn Nam. I still have flashbacks.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I actually love frozen peas because they can easily be thrown into whatever I'm currently making. Especially something like fried rice.

Of course, just frying them alone is probably pretty difficult.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

It's not that it's difficult, it's easy to drop frozen peas in hot oil. It's just that doing so would explode hot oil (and peas) all over yourself and your kitchen.