this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2025
957 points (99.1% liked)

Political Humor

1613 readers
71 users here now

Welcome to Political Humor!

Rules:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This guy probably believes his blood is blue because he's descended from royalty or some shit.

Nah, he'd think his blood was blue not because of the royalty thing but because blue is actually the natural color of blood and it's just built up toxins that turn it red. That's why the royals had blue blood, not because they were just inherently better, but because they took better care of themselves unlike the peasantry.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Don't mention blood near him, we'll have to listen to a lecture on RH negative blood and lizard people.