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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"You guys need a priest to tell you what God wants? Why, he doesn't check in with you personally? What did you do to piss him off?"

[โ€“] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago

You nailed him to what? And you wear the instrument of his torture?!