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Temperatures were between 100 and 105 degrees Fahrenheit in Delaware County, Ohio on the day of the spill

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Drivers impacted by the hot sauce leak can seek compensation through their insurance, Curry said.

I'm glad you're here to tell us these things, Professor. How about we seek compensation from the fuckhead who shart hot sauce all over the fuckin' road instead?