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Semitruck spills 40,000 pounds of Frank’s Hot Sauce across highway during heatwave (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 4 days ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@sh.itjust.works

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/67385774

Temperatures were between 100 and 105 degrees Fahrenheit in Delaware County, Ohio on the day of the spill

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 17 points 4 days ago

I put that 🤬

on everything

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 14 points 4 days ago

They put that shit on everything!

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago

That's going to smell interesting

[–] HairyTeeth@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So the ground was both hot, and spicy.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

Just like me. :)

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Several people were seen waiting, hoping for a chicken wing truck.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago

So now it's Franks Ultra Hot Sauce.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

And millions of buffalo breathed a sigh of relief

[–] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Drivers impacted by the hot sauce leak can seek compensation through their insurance, Curry said.

I'm glad you're here to tell us these things, Professor. How about we seek compensation from the fuckhead who shart hot sauce all over the fuckin' road instead?

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 days ago

Everyone just jumpin out of their cars all dippin their chicken wings in the tasty free red gold

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

And nothing of value was lost.