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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I used to bike to work in Louisiana. No bike lanes anywhere but my route was relatively free of car traffic. The problem was the unchained dogs that would come after me from time to time.

So you need to buy gas to ride your bike, hah

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

This frustrates me so much. Fence your yard or keep control of your damn dog.