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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So, you're both in heaven and the last person to leave loses, assuming you mean just out of the two of you (since this is about winning a competition against the devil), the devil would leave immediately and win. Are you assuming the devil can't then claim your soul since you're already in heaven? Why not just make it "the last one to leave wins" and then you and the devil are in a staying-in-heaven stalemate.

[–] RmDebArc_5@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The Devil technically didn't win if you don't leave heaven

[–] xylol@leminal.space 4 points 2 days ago

Why would he leave you there after winning if you lost your soul at that point

[–] Denvil@piefed.world 3 points 2 days ago

Your soul would still be owned by the devil in the meantime, whatever that implies

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I beg to differ.

If heaven is full of people that are alright with a cryptic contract that requires faith without evidence, then it's a truly awful place to live.

Imagine being in heaven and knowing any of your loved ones were burning in hell for eternity. You can't help them, and you're supposed to think they deserved it.

That is my hell right there. Heaven is a contradictory concept that cannot exist in the way the Bible describes it.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Early concepts of heaven were a lot different than how we see it in pop culture. The concept was as vague as "you're constantly surrounded by God's love" which to me sounds a lot like you're subjected to infinite bliss regardless of how the place looks or what agency you have. Existentially scary, but for the person in heaven they would never know.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure they meant first one to leave loses (or last one to leave wins) and just had a brain fart.