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A man comes home from work and says “Honey, I’m home.” (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to c/riddles@catata.fish

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The microwave is on, defrosting a chicken dinner. From the bedroom, his wife shouts out, “Hi sweetie, could you have a look at the microwave and tell me how much time there’s left?” He immediately runs out and calls 911, informing them that his wife’s in danger. Why??

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[–] phonics@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I suppose he misread something on the microwave display. But i dont use a microwave enough to know what it could say.

Perhaps they are vegetarians.