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Please be mindful (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 day ago by HikingVet@lemmy.ca to c/bicycles@lemmy.ca

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

What if it were like quicksand, but diarrhea.

You could completely submerge the bike. I suspect this would act as a strong deterrent to thieves.

I guess a simple pool of regular diarrhea would do just as well, not sure where I got the quicksand part.