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[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I remember a case where the AI was not given credentials to the prod DB, was not instructed to do anything on the prod DB, but went through the operator's hard-drive, parsing docs until it found them, then proceeded to destroy the prod DB.

Of course it was sorry, as they always are (deeply, trust them, but no: no refund, loser!).

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 2 points 22 hours ago

That’s pretty funny.