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Alternatively, just use your finger to flick the dangly thing in the back of your throat.
Hey now! That ruins your teeth and breath. Better to evacuate via the other exit!
How deep do i have to go to get to the dangly thing in the back of the butt??
According to my high quality anime based anatomy texts, it should be a straight shot from booty to tonsils!
It requires use of tentacles though.
I'm no proctologist, but I bet that, if you practice your squatting and get one of those long shoehorns for people who can't/won't bend down much, you can REALLY get far in there.
It's probably not very good for your insides but I'm no gastroenterologist, so can't say for sure 🤷🏻
What the hell kind of ologist are you then?
Procrastinologist
I don't know, but I never want to find out.
But that ruins your ass's breath!
Found Ace Ventura!
Doesn't work on your mom.