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Tech debt can stay in the backlog (lemmy.ml)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32026330

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[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Illustration aside… this would just be considered a weeks worth of bug clean up by modern code standards.

Aka how divorced code is from reality.

Maybe it gets fixed with a hackathon!

Otherwise fuck off, you don’t understand our code architecture.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you just make up imaginary people to argue with you over your imaginary code?

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Work in software. Then declare total anything…

“Imaginary people” is a funny term when you talk like that…