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[–] tino@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Batman takes the metro after a long night fighting crime. His feet hurt. He just wants to sit for a few minutes. Why is no one offering Batman a seat?

[–] Batman@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What if some crazy shit breaks out? Can't have Batman all relaxed and unprepared.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dude, I want you well rested and ready to fight at a moment's notice. You get a whole bench if you want it. Hell, I'd even listen^1^ if you just need to vent; Joker has got be fucking exhausting to deal with.


  1. It's no superpower, but it's what I can do.
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To be fair Batman has no superpowers either. Except being a filthy rich guy.

[–] Batman@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nope, Edna won't make them anymore.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

i want my batman relaxed and prepared for his fight.

we offer him the special, flushing seat the crackheads made. pregnant lady can pee later

[–] Batman@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh... uh, hmmm... gee... thanks?
we must have had less ingenious crackheads on our busses. Some seats had definitely been toilets but I don't recall any getting flushing mechanisms.

what's a mechanism

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

Username checks out

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Looks like the "Put Kevlar specific glue on the seat" plan is a bust...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Everyone knows he has high quality Bathotics.