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Which fast food sandwich is the most fuckable? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by daggermoon@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Don't say the McChicken. That's too easy.

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[–] LAN_Mower@lemmybefree.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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Is a dollar menu burrito from taco bell considered a sandwich as it is wrapped in carbs? It's circular shape and flexible wheat gluten enforced outer layer would be a plus if that is the case. In addition its still relatively affordable in case you want multiple "partners."

They offer free warming lubrication packets depending on your kink tolerance (Mild, Hot, Fire, and for the ultimate adventure Diablo). They reheat well allowing the outside to stay cold, but the inside to be a flesh melting 75°c. This allows you to sterilize the inside should you be wanting to reuse it with high sanitation practices or just possibly cleanse your privates of the shame of having flesh at all.

The shape allows you to share your piping hot meal with a buddy should you want to open both ends up to share. But all this hinges on the definition of what we call a sandwich OP.