(is it just me, or should the first two be swapped?)
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What's "Call the police"? That looks like a Jazz musician to me, who would also say "fuck the police". If "Call the police" is someone who is afraid of things and most likely to want help from the police, I'd say that's the clean shaven look.
To me, it's managers and execs who are easily scared and want protection from the cops. That's a look I associate with a suit and tie, a short haircut with a side part, and completely shaved facial hair.
Pick up srtist. Pretty sure the 'statment hat' thing is where the incel fedora originated too.
I think the implication is less "this guy will call the police" and more "this guy is a creep, call the police". Not saying that's a fair association to make with this type of facial hair, but that's my interpretation of the creators intent.