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Anon orders food (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or half a mile if you have a couple junctions with red lights ahead, like around the block. Anon could've been living in a flat over said pizza joint for all we know. Or they are just a liar, who also have a crush on delivery driver, so they order pizza to see them again.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I never had a hot delivery driver.

they should let you pay an extra fee for hot delivery drivers only. would def boost revenue.