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[–] gary@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A literal demon and she's still so disgusted by her husband she won't let him kiss her on the mouth

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I guess even demons uave standards

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

a vampire/succubus.