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All Cops Are Bastards

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The DHS spokesperson issued a statement saying: 'America is grateful all the time for our federal law enforcement officers who keep us safe. We suggest Ms. Rodrigo thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice.'

Olivia Rodrigo WARNED

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The headline creator separated a shoulder with that stretch.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They should definitely get a stepladder before they injure themselves.

She SLAMMED them so hard. They're so SLAMMED right now.

Unrelated, slam now sounds like a form of fusion lunch meat.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

'Eviscerated' is creeping in.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Disemboweled just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Edit: the pun was not intended

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

I'll have a slammy on rye plz

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

What you smoking? Sounds like a warning to STFU and get in line to me.