SARGE

Modern day nazis testing the waters.

He's in Super Hell.

You gotta be responsible for some pretty reprehensible shit to go there.

You and I can't get there without some extreme moral compromises.

Genuinely.... It wasn't before???

Daily reminder that armed minorities are harder to oppress.

Make sure you train with it. It's useless unless you know how to use it, and are ready to use it.

Stay safe.

Rich kids who don't feel like taking stuff home for the summer.

You can check out any time you want.

But you can never leave.

Go punt kick the first fish back into the ocean as it tries to waddle it's fat ass out of the water.

I know that's not how evolution works but I can dream... Life would likely be vastly different given such a long period of time with something like that changing either way.

While Jackson and Co. Didn't pull out all the stops to show time passing, they very much go out of their way to stay faithful to the written word where possible.

It seems like maybe a few weeks or months perhaps pass, if you don't think "horses and riding to different countries is going to take longer than cars and going a few towns over/the next state" then you could think it was a few days.

All that said, Yes, I also would have liked to encounter Tom Bombadil but ultimately he is meaningless to the overall story, and would just slow down an already long movie. I would definitely watch a 5 hour cut of every part, but not very many people would.

I just pulled up the extended edition and rewatched, the entirety of "keep it secret, keep it safe" to "is it secret? Is it safe?" and those 17 years was 31:50 ish in to 36:40ish. So about 5 minutes of screen time and most of that was Gandalf travelling to/researching in minas tirith, and Frodo and the Gang having a mug at the green dragon. Given the time of year, the fact that things "look chilly" in the outside establishing shot could be taken to mean "same time of year, maybe not much time has passed"

Apogies for the keyboard vomit, I don't get to nerd out on LOTR often.

/j then you don't love your mother enough to learn coding and make a mom-proof distro.

/uj oh my god I have ptsd from the one time my parents tried to switch to apple products. It lasted less than a week. Please don't let them decide to switch to Linux and ask me things.

Companies make absolute fucking bank over "small insignificant" things like this.

Yes it's only 50¢ but how many people every day think to themselves "oh it's just 50 cents"

Then add that up over the whole year, for every location.

It quickly becomes much more than the "insignificant" 50¢.

And they know you are more likely to pay it and keep quiet than argue or simply not buy the item.

Sure it's "just 50 cents" for you, but for the company, by the end of the day it's more than most make in a year.

Note: actual dollar amounts company-wide for garlic cups is not something I happen to know, but based on how much I've seen them slinging cups into the boxes while I wait for my pizza, it's gotta be a lot.

The taxes from it go to schools.

Dozens of people have gotten a chuckle out of this over the years. dozens!

"I'm gonna make a sunny-side-up egg for my toast today"

cracks egg, yolk shatters into 10,000 pieces when it hits the pan

"I'm making scrambled eggs today."

Skill issue, tbh