overview for SARGE

Wow babe, check this out! in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 3 hours ago

I don't like all the videos of "red flag vs green flag" and "AITA" posts my wife shows me.

She doesn't like the piano-comedy skits and blacksmithing videos I show her.

We both watch the videos, and discuss them after watching.

Crazy how couples work out like that!

Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 3 hours ago

Dyshan Best, 39, was shot in the back last year as he fled from officers in Bridgeport, Connecticut. A report released Tuesday by the state’s inspector general found that the shooting was justified because Best had a gun in his hand and the officer pursuing him had reasons to fear for his own safety.

If I shoot a rich white man in the back who is running away from me and claim I "feared for my life" I'd probably get the death penalty.

We attacked Iran with no clear plan for regime change, Israeli security sources say in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 4 hours ago

My coworkers have already managed to blame Obama for making a "shitty deal" with Iran, and Biden for not "dealing with Iran sooner"

But... but my egg prices! in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As usual, I'm left wishing I had the money for an EV.

Yes, ideally I'd rather be able to use my bicycle and cargo trailer for shopping and public transit for work, but thats literally nonexistent.

The Butterfly Effect (by Mr. Lovenstein) in c/mrlovenstein@sh.itjust.works

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago

ShittyScience: the reason for increasingly volatile weather, commonly referred to as "climate change" and "global warming", has been revealed to be Butterflies all along. They've been taking our use of pesticides personally, and are retaliating in the only way they can: by flapping their wings strategically to create specific and dangerous weather patterns.

Anon beats his meat in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they mean a strap-on and OP is, in fact, a woman?

Fake: the penis is plastic Gay: OP is a lesbian woman

Trump cancels sanctions against countries buying Russian oil in c/news@lemmings.world

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You are my enemy if you are American

I'll be sure to tell the children that. I'm sure they'll understand why people they've never met hate them for things outside of their control that started long before their births.

I'd like to ask everyone, which movie have you rewatched more than three times? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago

Too many to count, and more than I even remember.

I went without internet in an area not friendly to children being outside, so I watched movies in no particular order over and over. Just "yeah I haven't watched this in a few weeks" and re-watch.

Lord of The Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Monty Python (all), Princess Bride, MIB, Evolution, Terminator 1&2, Starship Trooper... Honestly most popular Sci fi movies from the 90s... The sound of music, fiddler on the roof, a bunch of musicals..

I'm sure I watched the classic disney movies many times.

I know people who buy watch a movie and then don't feel like watching any of them ever again.

Its Over 😔 in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yes, it does.

So why doesn't the other person ever bother picking theirs up first for a change?

dumb dumb fart hammers in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 2 days ago

Every public figure who uses the term “Gulf of America” should be taken out to the exact center of it and left there ~~in a life boat.~~

No need to waste the life boat...

all your heroes in c/mop@quokk.au

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Coworker of mine keeps saying every Bob Ross painting was a place "they" have found and found bodies buried.

ramble about said coworker

Same coworker thinks NASA doesn't know how to get back to the moon, and also he doesn't see planes anymore unless it's raining, and therefore planes have to be doing something to the weather.

Through pointing to a plane literally in view, and a few prodding questions, I've figured out he means he doesn't notice contrails in fair weather very often, only during times when rain is incoming and the various air qualities are perfect for contrail formation. Surprisingly he doesn't believe in chemtrails spreading mind control spray!