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Man who gets winded climbing stairs describes plan to repel home invasion
(www.thebeaverton.com)
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Attrition via bullets.
Homeowner: Entrenched with lord knows how much ammo, as much as they can store, and knows their house's layout and choke points.
Attacker(s): Only brought what they can carry. Likely 1-2 mags each. Fog of war in an unknown house.
Place your bets now ladies and gentlemen.
Okay cowboy
Yippie ki-yay.