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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Meanwhile me with a suppressed 300 blackout SBR AR simply tucked out of view in my room in a state with no storage laws and no kids who could find it: "Yee-fucking-haw, choke point is the stairs boys come on up."

Won't wake up the neighbors, might wake up the cats (but only because they'll wake up before I even shoot. Som'bitch is quiet but cats are cats and the break/entry will be loud enough before I even stand up.)