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Elohim, I prayed but you still ain't answering.
I said "amen" at the end and everything, but now I'm burning.
I asked you twice to let me out and I'm sure you heard 'em.
There probably is a "mysterious ways" thing going on or somethin'.
Sometimes I speak without contrition when I supplicate.
But anyways, fuck it, what's up up there, man, how's your begotten?
Lucifer's plotting too, he's about to send an Antichrist.
When she's a ruler, guess what we're gonna call her? We're gonna call her "Beast".
I heard about your Son too, I'm sorry.
Satan crucified me yesterday for fucking Lilith behind his back.
I know you probably hear this every day but I need a favor.
It really really sucks down here and I need a savior.
I sneaked a Bible and put the pages all over my room, man.
I like that shit you did to Job too, that shit was phat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back.
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan.
This is Stan.
Skin's red hot I'm wonderin' why.
I got out of heaven at all.
The lake of fire melts my eyeballs.
And I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'd all be red.
Put your pitchfork up my ass.
It reminds me that OH GOD GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PLEASE.