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It is now you who hunts the snail now (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

How does the snail account for space travel? Does it have a little snail rocket? And if so, is it normal speed, or extremely slow for comedic effect?

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If anything is possible, and the snail is somehow motivated to find you, then it could hitchhike on another rocket. The goal isn't to be there quickly, only to be an eventuality.

[–] int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

maybe it has a towel.

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, you wouldn't actually go anywhere without one, would you?