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[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 76 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The factory must grow.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Why is my child applying to Nestle's child mines"

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago

he yearns

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

How do you mine for children? Do they form like crystals in the earth?