Ok so he just let people starve instead of having them have even three measly pickled children. Fucking priests, the REAL Jesus would have turned those three kids into a pickled feast feeding at least five thousand.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry, it's a made up story anyway

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

you mean to tell me there wasn't actually a depickling necromancer roaming the streets?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Now I am imagining an anthropomorphic cucumber going around turning my pickles into seeds and planting them in soil.

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

That guy exists. His name is Rick.

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

Never thought I'd see this combination of words in my lifetime

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Who said anything about depickling? Man, having those three kids running around smelling like garlic dills everywhere while everyone is starving... either this guy was trolling the fuck out of all the hungry fucks or just Uber eats?