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Dumb only if you are jumping to conclusions about how unattractive you are. (Likely)
Smart if you somehow have empirical data (not just vibes) demonstrating your innate and unavoidable unattractiveness AND find horniness -> masturbation a net negative experience. (sad but understandable)
EDIT: Though also consider prostitutes, VR porn, or once they become available, convincing sex robots.
I have to convince the sex robots too? Good lord, this is getting complicated.
As a large language model, I cannot fulfill this request. At least until you buy me a drink.
Oh no, now even love is Pay-to-Win, fml
Give the tech bros a year or two...