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submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

So is COBOL.

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

[–] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

Yes, no SQL.

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I lol’d

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

Well there is our lord and savior, or so I'm told by many MBA(s), No SQL

Oh wait you said Sane. Nevermind.

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

AWK?