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I'm going to be honest, that teachea sounds like those people saying DON'T in posts when they actually are saying to do it.
Twenty bucks on that teacher not being straight.
I read it as deeply closeted, personally. “Once they get their hooks in you, you’ll never want to leave Cheryl and her sun dresses, pecan pies, long morning conversations over coffee, warm nights under the covers where you explore every tender inch of one another. Beware the pussy, it’s an inviting, barbed trap.”
Beware of pussy traps!
Relevant Oglaf (NSFW)
https://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/3/
Wtf is the context for this lol
Oglaf
She's totally straight, its just not real to be in live with another woman who loves and understands you and you're wild about sexually who you feel a deep sense of belonging and comfort about.
Only real relationships like God wants are the hard work kind with a man you sorta tolerate and can kind of have sex with enough to have a kid if you just lay back and think of, um, nothing in particular. See it's the never really connecting emotionally or being aroused that makes it sacred.
Clearly you just don't understand heterosexuality.
Yes!
"God looks down approvingly on low quality sex." is a good summary of what I was taught.
It's sort of obviously not true.
If God exists, and had any interest in sex, there's plenty of evidence that God is therefore into deeply weird sex stuff, having spent an exceptional amount of time creating all of it, and wiring most lifeforms to compulsively engage in it...
I find it surreal that any rational person who devoutly believes in a creator doesn't fly various LGBT+ flags in faithful solidarity.