this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025
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[–] Loco_Mex@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Make it out of expanding foam. Like a scrub daddy for the colon.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 weeks ago

You. People like you cause unrest.

Hahah, made me snort!

[–] saturn_888@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

At least I'll be cleaned out good, and lubricated from all the blood!