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Legit question, how many bananas would Bananas Georg need to eat in his sleep per night to make that fact true, assuming he eats an equal number of bananas per night and all other people on the planet eat exactly 0 bananas in their sleep?
Based on my incredibly rough and not very thought out math...
32,876,712.328767 per night
Around half the lethal radiation dose then