It's actually just because of one guy who eats 12 billion bananas in his sleep every year.
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2025
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Bananas George is an outlier and should not be counted
What's that in spiders?
So this community is just posting made up nonsense that isn’t factual? Cool cool cool.
As long as they are low quality. Yes
My standards are pretty low, looks like high quality to me.
Legit question, how many bananas would Bananas Georg need to eat in his sleep per night to make that fact true, assuming he eats an equal number of bananas per night and all other people on the planet eat exactly 0 bananas in their sleep?
Based on my incredibly rough and not very thought out math...
32,876,712.328767 per night
Around half the lethal radiation dose then
Potassium is important after all
Yes, but if I don't feed my family, friends, and neighbors bananas while they sleep, they won't get enough potassium in their diet!
With or without the peel?
When I worked with kids I used to ask them if they ate thier Banana with or without the shell
Banana's are sea food?
I can see bananas