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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/51360759

You do not get to turn these powers off, they are always active.

This question was inspired by those toy dinosaur things.

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[โ€“] ICCrawler@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I had to pick I'd go glow in the dark. Imagine having to grow and shrink every time after getting in the shower. Hell, you might even have to wait awhile before your clothes fit.

[โ€“] CanadaPlus 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yep, you would have to be one of those people that hangs out naked at home sometimes. Maybe in an oversized housecoat.