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Dog people vs cat people (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Especially with big dogs where you're picking up fresh, steaming, human-sized turds with nothing but a few microns of plastic between it and your hand.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

For big dogs, I wear boots and kick the dookie into a fine mist against my neighbors houses as a disposal method. I have warrants in 3 states.