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Is it though?
The 70% roll is a one time at birth and you still live.
The average piece of candy is ~60 calories. But let's call it a 100 and since the average adult needs 1600 kcal on average - you've got a ~16% chance of just dropping dead everyday.
After 7 Days, the chance of you still being alive is 29.5%. 30 Days is 0.54%
The theme being you have 1 option and it’s a bad one.
I mean you could always go live in the woods?
Choose a life of crime?
Be homeless and save enough to travel somewhere and never leave.