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Lol apparently there's at least a couple people who don't want to believe that their cats would eat them if they died.
After three days without a meal, there is definitely a non-zero chance that that Mittens is going to start looking at your nasty corpse the way Sylvester looks at Tweety Bird.
It's so weird too. You're dead, you supposedly loved your cat, provide for your cat one last time
Yeah, I'm fine with my cats eating my body if they're left hungry after I die. Not like I need it for anything!
Supposedly they go for the eyes first.
So make sure to keep up with your eye exams, people. Make sure your car is healthy.
Huh, I thought that was just crows and ravens.
Mittens can see the bottom of her food bowl. She's practically skin and bones. She can't afford not to eat your corpse.
Three days? May as well call it 100% rather than non zero, considering it's much closer to that.
Cats typically start very early. Dogs will wait a few days usually.