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Every reaction is the word Trump, keep it going.
Noncin' around the Christmas tree
At the Epstein party hop
Censored everywhere you can see
Every pedo just can't stop.
You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear
Pedos singing "Don't be silly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly!"
Noncin' around the Christmas tree
Have a creepy holiday
Pedos dancing creepily
In the new old-fashioned way