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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It sounds like you have ideas. It would be way more productive for you to just share them outright, rather than this weird browbeating you're doing.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bunch of em! But I don't know you. I don't know who you are. I don't know what would appeal to you. I don't know what you're capable of.

And I'm not going to dictate specific policy to you, because I would rather mismatch a little than have minions with no diversity of thought or pissy shitlibs arguing with me over minutae.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like a great opportunity to make a post in one of the many political communities on Lemmy then, to create some real discussion. Rather than stringing us along in the comment section here.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Funny how what I have to say is political but what you have to say isn't. Also, the entire second half of what I said.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We're talking about actions we can take against our political leaders/political system, are we not? Is that somehow not political?

IDK man, I'm just trying to steer you in a productive direction, because asking a bunch of leading questions in the comment section ain't it. If you don't want to talk about specifics, what are you even here for?

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's so fucking much that needs to be done; a single person can't consider all of it, but read the second half of what I wrote.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I read what you wrote. I responded to it. I'll put it here again just in case you missed it.

If you don't want to talk about specifics, what are you even here for?

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would like people to think for themselves and don't want to be in charge or argue with shitlibs.

Also, as pointed out, this is c/shitposts.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All the more reason to have your discussion somewhere else, in a place that isn't dedicated to shitposts.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why would I move your discussion

Why would your mom move my discussion?