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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 52 points 5 days ago (2 children)

ah, that's from the Steven Seagal School of Tacticool Badassery. I recognize those moves, it's what Meal Team Six used to kill Osama bin Laden.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

At this point you're lucky to get Seagal on his feet for an action scene.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wait is he sitting down in that?? I've seen the fight scene one but that's insane

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It's one of the few times he's standing in that movie; what you're seeing is his maximum physical exertion in the movie. Most of the rest of the movie he's behind a sniper rifle and bad guys just run into his line of sight over and over.

On the cover his head is 100% photoshopped onto somebody else's body. He's not even presentable for a still cover.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Lol. Guy's a self parody now. But I guess there seems to be money in that now

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I think the joke is the incredibly poor gun-handling skills. Buttstock just waving in the air instead of against shoulder, nearly clocking himself with that deft repositioning maneuver. I'm not a gun guy, but this looks like more like The Naked Gun than a navy seal movie.

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t Stephen Seagal be sitting in a spinny chair to pull this shit off?